Danyl Johnson's one-of-a-genuine kind performance made me realise the real interpretation of life.

Life is holy awesome.

 

Disappointment #1:
God, forgive me for eating publicly. Although I can't fast, I was being very rude and disrespectful. Ugh. I was eating indoor with my colleague but still, it was outside of my home, so considered that as in-the-public. What have I done? I'm so ashamed at myself.

Disappointment #2:
I disappointed my two colleagues. They couldn't hit for their bonuses due to my careless, foolish mistake. Ugh. What have I done? Their pay had affected greatly. My fault. I think I deserve to be yelled at. Even thousands of apologies won't solve the problem. What can I do to gain their trusts back? One thing for sure is that I will never ever repeat the same mistake ever again. But 99% likely I'll repeat it. *sighs* I've gotta learn from my mistakes.

Disappointment #3:
I'm an utter disappointment.

Cut the crap. I''ve gotta wake up and stay strong.

Even celebrities do need help in Facebook.

So I'm sure you've been listening to their whinings all day long. But please, bear with us.

I keep trying my very best to write or converse in proper English. Somehow, Singlish overpowered. Of course mah. In front got teachers speak English sibeh powderful sia. Behind them tembalik. Correct anot? What a blessing to born and grow up in your place. It's a huge shame if I don't have friends who are of different race as mine. Thanks to you. I have tons of Chinese friends and Indian neighbours. You're so tiny, you can even be called as a state instead of a country. Well, you may be small but you're definitely wise. You are so good at being the top of the list - world's best. You're ranked among the world's top 40 zoos, world's most global city, third best airport, sixth best health care system, first in cleanliness. Others include housing, education and economy. You've improved so much ever since Malaysia seperated from you. I'm very proud of how far you and your people have come. Never to forget the man behind these progresses, Senior Minister Lee Kuan Yew for everything he has done to make Singapore my homeland. Our home.

There was a time when people said
That Singapore won't make it, but we did
There was a time when troubles seemed too much
For us to take, but we did

I love you Singapore. Happy 44th Birthday!

Hah. Made my day.

Better to have pigeons (or owls) to send your letters to a friend outside your country. If only flying creatures are that gifted. Wait. That is quite short so it should be posted on Twitter. I love Twitter. But I don't update every few hours like Xiaxue does. But it keeps you entertained reading their updates, like Miley Cyrus's (although not a big fan of her). And then you can invite your family members to join along like the Cyrus. Mom, dad, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, cousin, grandma/pa. Twitter really helps to connect people when they're thousands of miles apart, so before seeing your relatives on Christmas, better tweet earlier that you were kicked out of the house by your mom because you impregnated your girlfriend (God forbid). You just have to keep them informed. Or they'll freaked out. How cool is that?

Michael Scofield & Sara Tancredi. <3